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23rd-Jan-2006 11:32 pm - I got new icons, haa haa haa
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Put together a couple new icons tonight. I really like the one I am using cause it really kind of looks like me.


Tonight is the night!!! First brain teaser. I will run this through to Friday and the comments below will be screened.

How many three cent stamps are in a dozen?



Good luck!!
22nd-Jan-2006 09:52 pm - Another quiz thingie!!
Roman Lady 1
You Passed the US Citizenship Test

Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct!


Nice to know I'm an 'merican.
Roman Lady 2
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.

If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just screw it up.
22nd-Jan-2006 09:29 pm - New Quiz to take...
Peacocks
gryphon
GRYPHON

You are the gryphon! A
gryphon is a large creature that is half lion
and half eage with immense feathery wings. A
gryphon is very fierce and loyal; however, a
gryphon also symbolizes independence and
freedom. The gryphon is actually multi-facted.
The lion half represents ultimate courage,
honor, and loyalty. The eagle half stands for
independence, freedom, and justice.


Which mythical creature resides in your soul? (11 Results + Pictures)
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I really wanted to be a centaur like the person (Hey, Neeley! Hi) who I stole this quiz from, but I am happy with the results! Everytime I role play if afforded the opportunity I either like to play a centaur or a fairy (really big or really little, go figure).
10th-Jan-2006 01:16 amN/A
Rubber Duck

MOIST




(hopefully this will bring, to a friend of mine, a smile to his face)
24th-Dec-2005 10:46 amN/A
Roman Lady 3
experimental
What Type of Glockart Are You?

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I am finding this amusing since I have been heavily involved in a Harry Potter Community hogwartsishome.
22nd-Dec-2005 04:08 pm - New Icontest Site
Roman Lady 4
There is a new lj icontest community opening up and looking for members. It is a Harry Potter 'Ships Chorus (so harry potter graphics dealing with relationships to the words of different songs).

Anyway, anyone interested in checking it out should go to hpships_chorus
26th-Nov-2005 10:38 pmN/A
Roman Lady 3
test that turned into something interesting, what that is, I don't know but it is definitely interesting.

who knows

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2(28.6%)
2
1(14.3%)
3
2(28.6%)
4
2(28.6%)
23rd-Nov-2005 01:29 pmN/A
Roman Lady 3
I am really hoping that Mort gets my old job. Not only do I think he will be really good at it but he really needs to be working. I am also hoping that Suzanne puts him on the front desk. He is really good with people but he doesn't do it enough and because of that he tends to get irritated to easily with people. His people empathy skills need to improve, especially if he wants to teach.

Meantime, I have been working my ass off, but I love the work. I have created a few test queries to double check the integrity of the data. Of course, it has its own version of SQL. I have also been working with the different academic departments to make sure the changes they say they want to do are the changes they really want. I have met some really nice people, so far.

On the homefront, we have been cleaning like mad. The dusting is just driving my sinuses nuts. I feel like my head is about 3 times its normal size. Worse yet, the dogs should have been washed before we started. Too late now!

I got to make sure I get to </a></b></a> and put in an entry about Orville.

Right now I am teching the video conference class and since I didn't bring anything for me to do and the teacher is on the other side, I am taking the time to update my journal. I am going to do a poll on either this post or the next so I can learn how to do one.

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21st-Nov-2005 08:30 amN/A
Raspberry
You scored as Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix). You can change the world around you. You have a strong will and a high technical aptitude. Now if only Agent Smith would quit beating up your friends.


Coming on December 1, 2005:

Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel

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Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix)

100%

Serenity (from Firefly)

94%

Moya (from Farscape)

88%

SG-1 (from Stargate)

81%

Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars)

69%

Enterprise D (from Star Trek)

63%

Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop)

63%

Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica)

38%

Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? (pics)
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